- Moist- I must admit, this has to be my least favorite word of all time; I almost vomited in the middle of prayer at church once when this one was mentioned.
- Supple
- Caress
- Ointment
- Pocketbook (This one comes from Laura Meek)
- Trouser
- Discharge
- Hairpin (another one from Laura Meek)
- Excrement
- Pus
- Lubricate
- Masticate
- Doily
- Hemorrhoid
- Suckle (Thanks to Cameron Reynolds)
- Stroke (only as a verb; the noun is manageable) (apparently Julie has been having some "interesting" conversations and wanted to add this one)
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It's funny because I just had this conversation not long ago with my roommates. I don't like the word "naked." I also don't like another word, but I'd rather not tell.
Collin sent me this on Facebook...enjoy!
Why She Hates These Words
-by Collin Rector
The other day I pulled my pocketbook out of my trousers to pay for an ointment that would help lubricate the hemorrhoid I just developed. As I thrust my credit card into the moist hand of the pharmacist, I noticed the girth of her wrist. I discharged a word I had never heard before, “masticate.” I had now dug myself into a crevice. So worried about what I had said, I began to suckle my thumb. Distracted by my crying, I hadn’t noticed the pharmacist stroking and caressing my arm saying its ok. Staring at her aimlessly, I noticed the suppleness of her hair, and how her clothes looked to be made of hundreds of doilies. As I stared she let out a pus filled burp. I quickly realized the mistake I was making and made a hairpin turn toward the door. Little did I realize the excrement from a young child in the middle of the aisle, sitting there like a hot, steamy turd nugget. I fell to the floor, praying I would die.
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